Teach a man to write......or copy/paste

Yes, I know, not original or even blatantly stolen from another blog....Still, I've been wanting to do this for a while now, teasing is a part of me as much as hugging is.

The following descriptions feature people in my life. If you are reading this, you are among them. Will I tell you which one you are? Maybe....;)

1. Happy birthday, I hope tonight will turn out great. In fact, I know for sure it will. You might be grumpy sometimes, you're still my best friend and you have been for the past 12-odd years. Also, take care of your girl, you might act indifferent but you're a lucky sob and losing her will kill you.
2. I haven't known you for long but still, we pretty much figured each other out. I never would have thought possible I'd be able to talk to you the way I am.
3. You're odd but I love you dammit. The person in my life I've known the longest, I'd trust you with anything. Pizza will never be the same again.
4. Up and down, that's us. People say internet relations are doomed to fail, in whatever form. We're determined to prove them wrong. You don't deserve the things life handed you, I will always try to take them off you or at least make you smile.
5. My initial hate for you turned into parts pity and resentment. You taught me important lessons, but I won't thank you for it. What you did, I can never forgive.
6. The last few times I poked you, I got a cold response. I won't try it again. We probably grew too much apart. Still, I'll always remember what you did for me. Good luck with your life and your new-found love.
7. You mean more to me than you know or than I show. I'm afraid to lose you as a friend so I'm doing my best to get more in touch with you. I think our talk last night helped us along nicely. Also, don't do anything you might regret, not that you do that easily.
8. The one person who knows me better than anyone and the person I can trust without any doubt. I'd make a move on you if you weren't taken but I will settle for friendship as I always do. Hope we get to meet again soon, I missed your company.
9. I enjoy talking to you, I know you make someone very happy. I hope that will continue, you've really become part of the inner circle.
10. You are strong, you are a fighter, you will survive, like me. I don't know you as well as I'd like, but I don't think it can be helped. Just know you are a smart and beautiful woman.
11. You dented my heart and spirit a little, more than once. You're still my friend because it was my fault all those times I got slightly hurt. We had fun times, we might again some day, I don't know how things will turn out. I just hope I can leave my jealousy behind this time.
12. From close friends to normal friends, that's how it went. I don't regret anything and neither do you I think. Like any of my friends, I wish you all the best of luck with future endeavors such as love and living.
13. You're the secret that will stay a secret, from everyone but the handful of people that already know. I'm glad we're still friends, once in a while we manage to surprise each other.
14. There's a first for everything, you're on this list. Regrets are plenty but less so than the feeling of being content with how things went. Sorry for not poking you lately.
15. You are an idiot, but a lovable idiot. Have more faith in yourself, do the things you want to do without second-guessing them. You will turn out alright, there's bound to be someone out there for you.
16. I don't know your name but we ride the same bus to and from school every day. I wish I had the guts to talk to you, you seem interesting and, not unimportant, attractive though maybe a bit young. Maybe some day I'll work up enough courage.
17. You expect something from me that I'm not sure I can deliver. I know I said I might but after all that's happened, anything is possible. I'm just afraid you'll turn into that which I'm trying to avoid.
18. Broken promises is what you mean to me. Haven't spoken to you in some time now, it's for the best. I'd hate to get into you again so you could let me down once more.